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TSLA
Tesla Inc.
$248.42
+2.34%
BS-o-meter75%
AI Confidence68%
AI Verdict:
Overpriced but the memes are solid 🚗⚡
NVDA
NVIDIA Corporation
$875.30
-1.22%
BS-o-meter35%
AI Confidence92%
AI Verdict:
AI overlords need their chips 🤖💪
META
Meta Platforms Inc.
$434.85
+0.89%
BS-o-meter85%
AI Confidence45%
AI Verdict:
Still pretending the metaverse is a thing 🥽🙄
AAPL
Apple Inc.
$225.77
-0.45%
BS-o-meter60%
AI Confidence78%
AI Verdict:
Premium prices for premium fruit logos 🍎💸
GME
GameStop Corp.
$19.23
+15.67%
BS-o-meter95%
AI Confidence12%
AI Verdict:
Diamond hands meet paper fundamentals 💎🙌
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