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Privacy Policy

Last updated: July 20, 2025

Welcome to Deep Analyst’s Privacy Policy! We take your privacy as seriously as we take our sarcastic financial commentary - which means very seriously indeed.

The Short Version (TL;DR)

  • We don’t collect personal data unless you give it to us
  • We use standard web analytics to improve our content
  • We don’t sell your data (we’re not that kind of company)
  • Our AI doesn’t spy on you (it’s too busy analyzing stocks)
  • We’re transparent about everything we do

Information We Collect

Information You Provide

We only collect information you voluntarily provide:

  • Contact Information: If you reach out to us via email or contact forms
  • Feedback: Any comments or suggestions you send us
  • Newsletter Subscription: If you choose to subscribe to updates (when available)

Automatically Collected Information

Like most websites, we collect some technical information:

  • Web Analytics: Page views, time spent on site, referring websites
  • Technical Data: Browser type, device type, IP address (anonymized)
  • Cookies: Essential cookies for site functionality

Information We DON’T Collect

  • We don’t track your financial portfolio
  • We don’t collect credit card or banking information
  • We don’t store personal financial data
  • We don’t monitor your trading activity
  • We don’t sell your information to data brokers

How We Use Your Information

Content Improvement

  • Analyze which articles are most helpful
  • Understand which topics interest our readers
  • Improve our AI’s analysis quality

Communication

  • Respond to your questions or feedback
  • Send newsletters (only if you subscribe)
  • Notify you of important updates
  • Comply with applicable laws and regulations
  • Protect against fraud and abuse
  • Enforce our terms of service

Our AI and Your Privacy

What Our AI Analyzes

Our AI systems analyze:

  • Public financial data (stock prices, earnings reports)
  • Public news articles and market information
  • Publicly available financial filings

What Our AI Doesn’t Access

  • Your personal browsing history
  • Your financial accounts or portfolios
  • Private communications or data
  • Personal identification information

Data Sharing and Disclosure

We Don’t Sell Your Data

We will never sell, rent, or trade your personal information to third parties for marketing purposes.

Limited Sharing

We may share information only in these circumstances:

  • Service Providers: With trusted partners who help us operate the website
  • Legal Requirements: If required by law or to protect our rights
  • Business Transfer: In the unlikely event of a merger or acquisition

Third-Party Services

We use some third-party services:

  • Web Analytics: Google Analytics (with anonymized IPs)
  • Hosting Services: For website hosting and content delivery
  • Financial APIs: For gathering public market data

Cookies and Tracking

Essential Cookies

We use essential cookies for:

  • Site functionality and performance
  • Remembering your preferences
  • Security and fraud prevention

Analytics Cookies

We use analytics cookies to:

  • Understand how visitors use our site
  • Identify popular content
  • Improve user experience

You can control cookies through your browser settings. Note that disabling cookies may affect site functionality.

Data Security

How We Protect Your Data

  • Encryption: All data transmission uses HTTPS encryption
  • Access Controls: Limited access to personal information
  • Regular Updates: Keep security measures current
  • No Sensitive Storage: We don’t store sensitive financial data

Data Retention

  • Analytics Data: Retained for 26 months maximum
  • Contact Information: Retained until you request deletion
  • Public Comments: Retained unless you request removal

Your Rights and Choices

Access and Control

You have the right to:

  • Know what personal information we have about you
  • Request correction of inaccurate information
  • Request deletion of your personal information
  • Opt out of communications at any time

How to Exercise Your Rights

Contact us at [contact information] to:

  • Request access to your personal information
  • Update or correct your information
  • Delete your personal information
  • Opt out of communications

International Data Transfers

Our website is hosted globally. If you’re accessing from outside the host country, your information may be transferred internationally.

Children’s Privacy

Our website is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you believe we have collected such information, please contact us immediately.

Financial Disclaimer Integration

This privacy policy works in conjunction with our financial disclaimer. Remember:

  • Our content is for educational and entertainment purposes
  • We’re not providing personalized financial advice
  • Your privacy doesn’t change the fact that you should consult professionals for financial decisions

Changes to This Policy

Updates

We may update this privacy policy to reflect:

  • Changes in our practices
  • Legal or regulatory requirements
  • New features or services

Notification

We’ll notify you of significant changes by:

  • Posting updates on this page
  • Updating the “last modified” date
  • Sending email notifications (if you’ve subscribed)

Our website may contain links to third-party sites. This privacy policy applies only to Deep Analyst. Please review the privacy policies of any third-party sites you visit.

Contact Information

Questions About Privacy

If you have questions about this privacy policy or our data practices:

Email: [Contact through website contact form] Response Time: We typically respond within 48 hours

Data Protection Concerns

If you have concerns about how we handle your data:

  • Contact us directly first
  • We’re committed to resolving privacy concerns quickly
  • We’ll work with you to address any issues

Technical Details

Our Commitment

  • Privacy by Design: We build privacy considerations into everything we do
  • Minimal Data Collection: We only collect what we actually need
  • Transparency: We’re open about our data practices
  • User Control: You maintain control over your information

Regular Reviews

We regularly review and update our privacy practices to ensure:

  • Compliance with current laws
  • Alignment with best practices
  • Protection of user privacy
  • Transparency in our operations

Summary

We respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal information. We’re transparent about our practices, give you control over your data, and never sell your information to third parties.

Our AI focuses on analyzing public financial data to create educational content, not on tracking or profiling our users. We believe great financial analysis shouldn’t come at the cost of your privacy.

If you have any questions about this policy or our privacy practices, please don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re always happy to discuss how we protect your privacy while delivering the sarcastic financial insights you love.

Remember: This privacy policy doesn’t make our financial analysis any more accurate, but it does ensure we handle your data responsibly.